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Monday, November 10, 2008

Girls,

the one thing that you must remember no matter what:

you must make sure you are HAPPY.

if he makes you happy and sad equally,its still not enough.

10 days of crying is NOT compensated by 1 day of "awww,he gave me a present / he said something so sweet / he did something so thoughtful" the person who said,"love hurts" didnt mean the person you love (and loves you) will hurt you for no specific reason.

Ladies of 72 Sheldon St.

things guys ought to know

x1. girls talk - about everything
x2. girls notice the little gestures/things
x3. girls do not appreciate illegal/stupid things guys do for them regardless of how 'im willing to sacrifice for you' he feels he's being (ie: kill, rob, starve, drugs, etc) - they just end up feeling guilty, then mad at you for making them feel guilty
x4. girls hate it when their boyfriends hit on their friends
x5. it is important to the girl that her family/friends approve of her boyfriend
x6. girls take relationship advices from the most random places. so be aware of who she hangs with, the movie she watches, the music she listens to, the celebrity she looks up to, etc.
x7. you do not sleep with their sister, best friend, enemy or the girl she likes to gossip about
x8. girls who likes music would love to have a song in her name, or even just a meaningful song (pay careful attention to the lyrics) dedicated to them
x9. girls will never understand why you like cars, xbox, porn (and the other usual male-cliches) the same way you'd never understand why girls need so many shoes - so just let us bitch about your bad habits when we want to :)
x10. when a girl is mad at someone she thinks is a bitch, do not everrr defend the bitch or try to reason for the bitch no matter what you really think
x11. girls like to make their problem look more dramatic than it really is, so play along. u would score "understanding" points
x12. girls like to be treated special by guys in front of their female friends. like you, we have an ego too
x13. girls like to be told we are beautiful, smell nice, look thinner, sweet, look great in that dress, is better than so-and-so at any random times
x14. a girl would always prefer to be called beautiful, rather than hot
x15. when most girls agree to an 'open relationship', it means she's ok with seeing other guys but not ok when you see other girls - im sure guys feel the same?
x16. girls say things they do not mean not to confuse men. we might be doing so for many other reasons. (ie: dun wanna hurt ur feelings, dun wanna put u in a tight spot, dun wanna argue, she's embarassed to admit she cares about u so much that she feels jealous and possessive over u) - and u think we're deliberately making ur life miserable *sigh*
x17. we know flowers die and we throw them away when they do, but we still love receiving them!

'Some' Neil Strauss' Theories in Picking-Up Women

#1. You can only "game" a woman with whom you are prepared to fail (if you find yourself wanting her too badly, you'll never have her).
#2. Exude extreme confidence.
#3. Demonstrate some kind of value, skill or talent NEAR your target, but not directly to her. Initially, pretend you don't even notice her.
#4. Win over her friends
#5. Be hard to get.
#6. Be fun.
#7. Handle challenges from competing men intellectually and psychologically. Never fight.
#8. Respond to any signs that she's not interested as if it were "no big deal".
#9. Once you have your target's attention, playfully insult ("neg") her. For example, "I like your hair, is that your natural color?" The more beautiful the woman, the more effective the neg is in garnering interest as they rarely hear comments of that nature.
#10. Once attraction has been established, punish any unwanted behavior by withdrawing and disinterest, but do not pout or have an attitude.
#11. Alternate between attraction and disinterest signals in a push-pull fashion until rapport is established.

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Monday, November 10, 2008

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