newage men

act#1. puppy dog eyes

i use to love those, and would usually give in to the first sight of them being used on me. now... who are we kidding? its like guys have secretly take action lessons or something! dont buy into it so easily, gurls.

act#2. make i-dont-wanna-lose-you proclaimations

how many of those who uses these lines actually mean it nowadays? and what is really the motivation behind it? as in, i dont wanna lose you... because? because their world would fall apart? because their life would have no meaning to it anymore? they cant possibly be serious; and you cant possibly buy into that shit. now here's 12 REAL "becauses":

x1. because if i lose you, i lose the ability to feel like a man becuz i dont have a girl by my side. ('A girl'; meaning not necessarily YOU)
x2. because if i lose you, i would feel like a loser for being ditched and i'd lose face in front of my friends.
x3. because if i lose you, i will have to start looking after myself and stop being a retard.
x4. because if i lose you, i cant get regular sex anymore.
x5. because if i lose you, i dont have someone making me feel important anymore.
x6. because if i lose you, i dont have a sure-backup plan when my other plans fall through.
x7. because if i lose you, i would have to do the chase all over again and i'm so lazy!
x8. because if i lose you, i have to start paying "full price" to impress a new girl and actually put effort to gain affection all over again.
x9. because if i lose you, i might not find someone else (or i havent found anyone else), and it would be 16 months before i get shagged again.
x10. because if i lose you, i will have to explain to my mum why another girl left me, and she'd get all worried again.
x11. because if i lose you, i will have to change so many routines that i've already became so mind-numbingly accustomed to.
x12. because if i lose you, who will nurse me when im sick and disgusting with dribbles running down my nose?

act #3. turning the tables

awesome how most of them hav the ability to do that now. its really their problem, but they make it sound like its ours. the question is directed to them, but they turn it over to make it seem like we need to answer it, and we're wrong for not doing so. and we stupidly feel guilty for it.

i had a man who decided to continue partying while i got caught in between two guys who were throwing punches at each other because of me. when i raised the issue of him not being around to protect me while i was in distraught, the told me i was hurting his feelings for accusing him of not trying when he did (or had his reasons to not be there), and blaming him when he actually did make an effort. (wtf?)

- and i actually hugged him and apologised for making him feel bad, saying that i should have acknowleged his effort. (double wtf)

are men getting smarter? or are we becoming dumber?

either way, the way guys are evolving is seriously turning me off. men use to be called liars, now they're way beyond that; so far beyond that, the word "liar" has become only 10% of their entire being. (while the other 90% is full of the other newage crap)

are we now forced to settle for less? - i dont know. your call.